Comic Relief

Nov 06

skycandy: prawnstar: (via milkway)

Nov 05

(via nathanieljames)

Oct 30

daveholmes:

This makes me angry at Jon and Kate and this other lady and “People” and people and the internet and words and letters. I think I’m having a maneurysm.

lame-stamp: unicornology: iwantmybearsuit:

(via thelovelybones)

Oct 26

petuous:

ArtJournal

Oct 24

Some Pirate laws

lickystickypickyme:

Pirates do not cry, except in the case of the loss of a shipload of rum.

Pirates shall always wear boots, except in the case of a peg leg. Then one boot is acceptable. Flip-flops are right out.

When describing the size of a treasure, a pirate is required to exaggerate by at least 130%. Flowers are not treasure under any circumstances, unless said flowers are made out of gold.

A pirate shall never wear lipstick, nail polish, or capri pants. Actually, that kinda goes without saying.

All foods prepared by a pirate must include rum, grog, or beer. Boone’s and other “Wench Punch” is prohibited.

A pirate may never compliment another pirate on the softness of his hands.

A pirate should always remove his hat in the presence of a bartender.

more laws here.

also..I am clearly not a pirate. No flip-flops is not an option.